The one page where Mom talks.
Work With Poochie.
Poochie is a long-haired dachshund with a growing TikTok presence, a daily shower habit, and very strong opinions. If your brand would like her to wear something, test something, eat something, or publicly reject something, we would love to hear from you.
Mom reads every message and handles the parts that need thumbs.
She has final approval. On everything.
Good Fits
Treats and FoodShe is extremely picky. If she eats it, that is a real review.
Harnesses, Coats, and AccessoriesLong body, short legs, big hair. She has worn an armadillo coat in public.
Grooming and Spa ProductsShe showers every day. She has notes.
Travel and Car GearShe supervises every road trip from the seat.
Calendars, Stationery, and Cute ThingsA little shop is coming. Collaborations welcome.
Say Hello
Tell us a little about your brand and what you have in mind. Mom replies to real humans. Poochie replies to no one.
Not a brand? Have a grievance?
Poochie's Complaint Department
Poochie
Chief Executive Dachshund She didn't read it.
Your complaint has been carefully reviewed and dismissed. No further correspondence will be entertained.
Signed,Poochie
Chief Executive Dachshund She didn't read it.
