Poochie standing up in a black wagon at an outdoor event, looking like she owns the place — the showroom.

The Little Shop

Not a store. Yet.

My merchandise isn't available yet. Apparently Mom can't keep up with demand. There isn't even demand yet. The merch committee (me) has been extremely busy anyway. There is a list. I have approved exactly none of it, which is how you know it is being taken seriously.

There is no inventory. There is a list. The list is in my phone.

Concepts. Not products. Not yet. Not even close.

Concept

Poochie Stuffies

Finally, a version of me you can hug without asking permission.

Poochie
approved

Concept

Poochie Puzzles

I'm complicated. Now you can experience that firsthand.

500 Pieces of Attitude

Concept

Stationery

For writing down all the things I expect from you.

Poochie
approved

Concept

Sensory Squishies

For humans who need to calm down. Couldn't be me.

Squeeze Responsibly

Concept art only. Nothing here exists, is for sale, or has a date. If that changes, TikTok hears first.

Also Being Considered

CalendarsTwelve months of my face. Possibly more face than you are ready for. Notepads & StationeryFor writing down the things I want. There are a lot of things. StickersPut me on your laptop. Now I am in your meetings too. Planners & JournalsPlan your day around my shower. Everyone else does. PlushiesA soft me, for when the real me is busy ignoring you. SquishiesSensory, squeezable, calming. The opposite of me at dinner time. Cute Things I Approve OfAccessories and little finds with my personal stamp. The stamp is a paw.

Quality Control Is Handled.

Every item will be tested by me, personally, before it goes anywhere. If it cannot survive a dachshund, it does not deserve you.

Want to know the second something exists? That news goes to TikTok first, because I am a modern woman.

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Puppy Poochie on a dark blanket in a store, with a treat stick poking out of her mouth — product testing.